#6, Pg. 14 | Captain Twatwaffles!

#6, Pg. 14 | Captain Twatwaffles!

September 13, 2015 in Issue 6
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Caley Tibbittz Collopy 15th Sep 2015, 12:07 PM
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I must be tired, 'cause the lettering on this one took about three times longer than it should have...

Jack's clearly letting his anger problem get the better of him here. He's aiming a gun at an immortal -- pretty much the definition of "futile".

Fun fact: not having enough tiles on hand to finish your floor is the definition of "few tile".


This was a fun page to do. It features the return of the marvelous Topless Pulp Fiction ladies (@ToplessPulp on the Twitter). I didn't know about them when I wrote the script (not sure the club even existed yet), but it's been fun using them as a very New York setting device for this scene. Plus: feminism and equality. It's all good.

This page was supposed to feature the return of another character, but they'll have to wait 'til the next page; the "twatwaffles" bit in the non-Mexican standoff was too fun to pass up. And "vagina Highlander" -- that's a phrase a detractor (from a message board I used to hang out on in the Before Time) used derogatorily toward Kathryn; I'm taking ownership of it and assimilating it into the pantheon of my unbridled genius. So there, detractor.

Be warned: insult me and my work, and we only grow stronger and more vaginal.

If this author's comment is getting weird, it's because I needed to eat an hour ago. Enjoy the page! Will try hard for another story page by the week's end -- might be next Sunday again, but I'll try for sooner.

One last bit, another comment that HAD to be saved in the overhaul:
LegendRiders9613th Sep 2015, 5:42 PMeditdeletereply

Ok, this is easily the best thing on the internet. Why this is not a movie or a tv show? Although it's better on paper. Cuz no one does this on paper. Boobs for president.

Boobs for president = Hilary endorsement! Or, Chris Christie...

And "best"? Wow, thanks for saying so! (The script is written in movie format, so here's hoping, someday: movie, then TV series! A boy can dream...)

LegendRiders9615th Nov 2015, 3:36 PMeditdeletereply

Oh gosh, I dunno which choice is worse, regarding the boobies >_>;;

And yes, this is officially our(we're two people by the way not some crazy dude who refers to himself as "we") favourite webcomic. It's extremely well done both in storyline, art and general feeling. It's awesome!

Aww, and here I was hoping SCP was being read by royalty...;)

Thanks so much for picking MY webcomic, out of all the webcomics, as your favo(u)rite. I feel quite special now.:D

And, one more:

Unka John14th Sep 2015, 6:10 AMeditdeletereply
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"Vagina Highlander"? I like it.

I know, right? The bullies from my old board used it as an epithet against my work, and all I could think when I saw it was "That's awesome, why didn't I think of that?"

Soup sock,

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Caley Tibbittz Collopy 15th Sep 2015, 12:12 PM
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Wait -- are you saying Eternal Knights has been banned from PayPal on Patreon, and people have to enter their credit card info to support it?
Caley Tibbittz Collopy 15th Sep 2015, 12:14 PM
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Kathryn has no interest in guns. She is stuck firmly in the pre-gunpowder past.

(She is an excellent archer though; there was a scene demonstrating this, but it got cut and moved to a later story).
Shan 15th Sep 2015, 10:45 PM
Well, if you mean by annoying so obsessive and stalker fixated on our hero that despite her being immortal and unkillable she was genuinely in fear of her safety ... well yes.
Shan 16th Sep 2015, 11:06 AM
"Wait -- are you saying Eternal Knights has been banned from PayPal on Patreon, and people have to enter their credit card info to support it?"

Sorry, somehow completely missed seeing this until right now.

I sent you a message about this including the correspondence I got from Patreon about it through your Patreon account, so if you hadn't already seen it, well it should be there for you, if not let me know and I'll send it again.
Z74 30th Sep 2015, 4:24 PM
awesome comic !
Caley Tibbittz Collopy 21st Nov 2015, 4:07 PM
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Thank you so much for saying so!:D
6ALLAN6 30th Sep 2015, 5:58 PM
Omg,This comic looks AMAAAAZING!!WHY DIDN'T I SUBSCRIBE IT UNTIL NOW?WHY?I just felt bad that you,Tibbittz,mah frend always subscribe every single of my comic!And i was like WUUT...I didn't know what i just did..You mah frend had a better comic than mine!I should've had known better..
Caley Tibbittz Collopy 21st Nov 2015, 4:16 PM
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Your comics are so fun though! I mean, you have a GREEN CAT!:D