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Issue 1

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1. #1 Cover | Suicidal Immortal Superhero March 6, 2008
2. #1, Pg. 1 | She Has Swords March 18, 2008
3. #1, Pg. 2 | Jump the Shark March 18, 2008
4. #1, Pg. 3 | Dick Enters (Get It?) March 18, 2008
5. #1, Pg. 4 | Credits... April 11, 2008
6. #1, Pg. 5 | ...Where Credits Are Due April 11, 2008
7. #1, Pg. 6 | Giant Magic Floating Logo! April 11, 2008
8. #1, Pg. 7 | Hero for Hostages April 26, 2011
9. #1, Pg. 8 | Enter Smiley the Vampire June 8, 2011
10. #1, Pg. 9 | Enter Detecive Erica -- Or Don't August 8, 2011
11. #1, Pg. 10 | Kathryn's Body August 8, 2011
12. #1, Pg. 11 | Artemis Swings to the Rescue! September 5, 2011
13. #1, Pg. 12 | Sweet Surrender September 20, 2011
14. #1, Pg. 13 | Suicide By Vampire October 23, 2011
15. #1, Pg. 14 | Not Dying to Live December 9, 2011
16. #1, Pg. 15 | Chill: It's the Fuzz. January 1, 2012
17. #1, Pg. 16 | Girl Crush January 17, 2012
18. #1, Pg. 17 | Autograph? March 13, 2012
19. #1, Pg. 18 | Penetration March 14, 2012
20. #1, Pg. 19 | I'm Dying... March 27, 2012
21. #1, Pg. 20 | ...To Change the World April 24, 2012
22. #1, Pg. 21 | I'm Afraid You're Dead April 25, 2012
23. #1, Pg. 22 | Wild Sex Romp May 8, 2012
24. #1, Pg. 23 | A Kennedy No More May 14, 2012
25. #1, Pg. 24 | Where's the Horse? May 15, 2012

Issue 2

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26. #2 Cover | Up, Skirt! May 29, 2012
27. #2, Pg. | (Re-)Enter Julia, Fairy Princess. June 1, 2012
28. #2, Pg. 2 | Monty Python-ed. June 8, 2012
29. #2, Pg. 3 | Kitten in a Nun Costume June 14, 2012
30. #2, Pg. 4 | Fallen Rock God June 20, 2012
31. #2, Pg. 5 | Your Stupid Face June 24, 2012
32. #2, Pg. 6 | There Goes a Cop Car June 28, 2012
33. #2, Pg. 7 | Naked Electric Justice July 4, 2012
34. #2, Pg. 8 | Kiss Like Spider-Man July 7, 2012
35. #2, Pg. 9 | Cold Like That July 11, 2012
36. #2, Pg. 10 | Love Lifts Us Up... July 18, 2012
37. #2, Pg. 11 | Welcome to New York July 23, 2012
38. #2, Pg. 12+13 | Good God, I Think I'm Falling! July 26, 2012
39. #2, Pg. 14 | Knight for a Moondance July 29, 2012
40. #2, Pg. 15 | Ken Doll Genitals August 3, 2012
41. #2, Pg. 16 | Hellsbury Doughmonster August 4, 2012
42. #2, Pg. 17 | Instant Karma August 16, 2012
43. #2, Pg. 18 | Karma's a Bitch August 21, 2012
44. #2, Pg. 19 | Smooth August 25, 2012
45. #2, Pg. 20 | Things Go Tits Up September 1, 2012

Issue 3

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46. #3 Cover | Spike the Punch September 17, 2012
47. #3, Pg. 1 | The Flash September 26, 2012
48. #3, Pg. 2 | Pulling Out October 1, 2012
49. #3, Pg. 3 | Do Faeries Rot? October 8, 2012
50. #3, Pg. 4 | Boiled Carrot October 24, 2012
51. #3, Pg. 5 | If I Had a Boat... January 5, 2013
52. #3, Pg. 6+7 | I'd Go Out on the Ocean January 5, 2013
53. #3, Pg. 8 | Matchbox Twenty Jokes January 5, 2013
54. #3, Pg. 9 | Irish for "Princess" January 5, 2013
55. #3, Pg. 10 | FROG PANCAKES! January 9, 2013
56. #3, Pg. 11 | Cozy February 8, 2013
57. #3, Pg. 12 | Oberon = Douche February 14, 2013
58. #3, Pg. 13 | Part-Shaved Box February 19, 2013
59. #3, Pg. 14 | What You See Is Human February 24, 2013
60. #3, Pg. 15 | Wang Chung Tonight February 27, 2013
61. #3, Pg. 16 | Rapier Wit March 4, 2013
62. #3, Pg. 17 | Getaway Car March 8, 2013
63. #3, Pg. 18 | I Killed Artemis March 11, 2013
64. #3, Pg. 19 | A Fairy Tale March 13, 2013
65. #3, Pg. 20 | Love You Like a Car Crash March 20, 2013
66. #3, Pg. 21 | Love is Like Falling March 28, 2013
67. #3, Pg. 22 | Finger's on the Trigger April 1, 2013

Issue 4

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68. #4 Cover | Cowboy Diplomacy May 10, 2013
69. #4, Pg. 1 | Braless Wonder May 17, 2013
70. #4, Pg. 2 | Tit for Tat May 28, 2013
71. #4, Pg. 3 | Here Comes the Sun June 8, 2013
72. #4, Pg. 4+5 | I Can't Let You Go June 21, 2013
73. #4, Pg. 6 | Asscrotch Dickberries! July 1, 2013
74. #4, Pg. 7 | Double-Extra Secret July 5, 2013
75. #4, Pg. 8 | Doughnut Frisbee July 13, 2013
76. #4, Pg. 9 | HEADlines July 19, 2013
77. #4, Pg. 10+11 | Totally Pals Now July 29, 2013
78. #4, Pg. 12 | Suicide Kit & Caboodle August 12, 2013
79. #4, Pg. 13 | Racist C**ts August 26, 2013
80. #4, Pg. 14 | Ex Men September 2, 2013
81. #4, Pg. 15 | Body of Work September 13, 2013
82. #4, Pg. 16 | Pop! Pop! September 23, 2013
83. #4, Pg. 17 | I Touch Myself September 28, 2013
84. #4, Pg. 18 | Boy Crush October 7, 2013
85. #4, Pg. 19 | Bosom Buddies October 17, 2013
86. #4, Pg. 20 | A Knocked-Up Paltrow October 24, 2013
87. #4, Pg. 21 | Stabby Time! October 29, 2013
88. #4, Pg. 22 | Od(ie) to Garfield November 1, 2013

Issue 5

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89. #5 Cover | Fit to be Tied January 3, 2014
90. #5, Pg. 1 | Call Me Maybe? January 13, 2014
91. #5, Pg. 2 | Bang Bang January 25, 2014
92. #5, Pg. 3 | Ripper Days January 31, 2014
93. #5, Pg. 4 | Obsession, by Jack Dawson February 14, 2014
94. #5, Pg. 5 | Kathryn Needs Jack February 28, 2014
95. #5, Pg. 6 | Dick Gets Fingered March 24, 2014
96. #5, Pg. 7 | Gentleman Villain April 7, 2014
97. #5, Pg. 8 | Brian Boru's Caladbolg April 21, 2014
98. #5, Pg. 9 | Don't Trust the L May 7, 2014
99. #5, Pg. 10 | Diana and Actaeon June 18, 2014
100. #5, Pg. 11 | She Was Very Naked June 20, 2014
101. #5, Pg. 12 | Apologies to Alex Ross June 28, 2014
102. #5, Pg. 13 | Shakespearean July 4, 2014
103. #5, Pg. 14 | Julia's Pussy July 11, 2014
104. #5, Pg. 15 | Killing Smurfs July 21, 2014
105. #5, Pg. 16 | Earl Grey, Hot July 26, 2014
106. #5, Pg. 17 | Some Sort of Moron July 30, 2014
107. #5, Pg. 18 | Chosen One = Dumbf*** August 1, 2014
108. #5, Pg. 19 | You Killed My Father August 4, 2014
109. #5, Pg. 20 | SECRET KNOCK, DAMMIT! August 8, 2014
110. #5, Pg. 21 | Steal Your Clothes November 5, 2014
111. #5, Pg. 22 | Only Human November 12, 2014

Issue 6

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112. #6 Cover | Knight at the Museum November 29, 2014
113. #6, Pg. 1 | All Twerk and No Play November 29, 2014
114. #6, Pg. 2+3 | I Punched Hitler December 12, 2014
115. #6, Pg. 4 | Are You a Lesbian? December 20, 2014
116. #6, Pg. 5 | Two Mommies? January 5, 2015
117. #6, Pg. 6 | Cherry Avenue January 10, 2015
118. #6, Pg. 7 | Jesus Loves Lesbians January 17, 2015
119. #6, Pg. 8 | Pussy, Kat January 24, 2015
120. #6, Pg. 9 | Big Girl Panties January 31, 2015
121. #6, Pg. 10 | Sister Blister February 7, 2015
122. #6, Pg. 11 | Wet T-Shirt Contest February 21, 2015
123. #6, Pg. 12 | Pants Optional August 22, 2015
124. #6, Pg. 13 | Sandpaper Knickers August 30, 2015
125. #6, Pg. 14 | Captain Twatwaffles! September 13, 2015
126. #6, Pg. 15 | Katie's Got a Gun October 3, 2015
127. #6, Pg. 16 | My Hero October 27, 2015
128. #6, Pg. 17 | Boning Up November 4, 2015
129. #6, Pg. 18 | It's Love, Dummy November 14, 2015
130. #6, Pg. 19 | Your Little Secret March 21, 2016
131. #6, Pg. 20 | Brown Eyes Blue April 7, 2016
132. #6, Pg. 21 | Amplexus Interruptus May 13, 2016
133. #6, Pg. 22 | The Big Chill August 9, 2016

Issue 7

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134. #7 Cover | SwordCat Princess! September 4, 2016
135. #7, Pg. 1 | Winter Is... September 13, 2016
136. #7, Pg. 2 | Masturpiece Theatre October 4, 2016
137. #7, Pg. 3 | A Good Snaking February 13, 2017
138. #7, Pg. 4 | Blue Girl Upside-Down February 27, 2017
139. #7, Pg. 5 | Measley March 6, 2017
140. #7, Pg. 6 | Fail Wales March 9, 2017
141. #7, Pg. 7 | Quite Frankly, My Deer February 8, 2019
142. VDSD 2019 February 14, 2019