#1 Cover | Suicidal Immortal Superhero
#1, Pg. 1 | She Has Swords
#1, Pg. 2 | Jump the Shark
#1, Pg. 3 | Dick Enters (Get It?)
#1, Pg. 4 | Credits...
#1, Pg. 5 | ...Where Credits Are Due
#1, Pg. 6 | Giant Magic Floating Logo!
#1, Pg. 7 | Hero for Hostages
#1, Pg. 8 | Enter Smiley the Vampire
#1, Pg. 9 | Enter Detecive Erica -- Or Don't
#1, Pg. 10 | Kathryn's Body
#1, Pg. 11 | Artemis Swings to the Rescue!
#1, Pg. 12 | Sweet Surrender
#1, Pg. 13 | Suicide By Vampire
#1, Pg. 14 | Not Dying to Live
#1, Pg. 15 | Chill: It's the Fuzz.
#1, Pg. 16 | Girl Crush
#1, Pg. 17 | Autograph?
#1, Pg. 18 | Penetration
#1, Pg. 19 | I'm Dying...
#1, Pg. 20 | ...To Change the World
#1, Pg. 21 | I'm Afraid You're Dead
#1, Pg. 22 | Wild Sex Romp
#1, Pg. 23 | A Kennedy No More
#1, Pg. 24 | Where's the Horse?
#2 Cover | Up, Skirt!
#2, Pg. | (Re-)Enter Julia, Fairy Princess.
#2, Pg. 2 | Monty Python-ed.
#2, Pg. 3 | Kitten in a Nun Costume
#2, Pg. 4 | Fallen Rock God
#2, Pg. 5 | Your Stupid Face
#2, Pg. 6 | There Goes a Cop Car
#2, Pg. 7 | Naked Electric Justice
#2, Pg. 8 | Kiss Like Spider-Man
#2, Pg. 9 | Cold Like That
#2, Pg. 10 | Love Lifts Us Up...
#2, Pg. 11 | Welcome to New York
#2, Pg. 12+13 | Good God, I Think I'm Falling!
#2, Pg. 14 | Knight for a Moondance
#2, Pg. 15 | Ken Doll Genitals
#2, Pg. 16 | Hellsbury Doughmonster
#2, Pg. 17 | Instant Karma
#2, Pg. 18 | Karma's a Bitch
#2, Pg. 19 | Smooth
#2, Pg. 20 | Things Go Tits Up
#3 Cover | Spike the Punch
#3, Pg. 1 | The Flash
#3, Pg. 2 | Pulling Out
#3, Pg. 3 | Do Faeries Rot?
#3, Pg. 4 | Boiled Carrot
#3, Pg. 5 | If I Had a Boat...
#3, Pg. 6+7 | I'd Go Out on the Ocean
#3, Pg. 8 | Matchbox Twenty Jokes
#3, Pg. 9 | Irish for "Princess"
#3, Pg. 10 | FROG PANCAKES!
#3, Pg. 11 | Cozy
#3, Pg. 12 | Oberon = Douche
#3, Pg. 13 | Part-Shaved Box
#3, Pg. 14 | What You See Is Human
#3, Pg. 15 | Wang Chung Tonight
#3, Pg. 16 | Rapier Wit
#3, Pg. 17 | Getaway Car
#3, Pg. 18 | I Killed Artemis
#3, Pg. 19 | A Fairy Tale
#3, Pg. 20 | Love You Like a Car Crash
#3, Pg. 21 | Love is Like Falling
#3, Pg. 22 | Finger's on the Trigger
#4 Cover | Cowboy Diplomacy
#4, Pg. 1 | Braless Wonder
#4, Pg. 2 | Tit for Tat
#4, Pg. 3 | Here Comes the Sun
#4, Pg. 4+5 | I Can't Let You Go
#4, Pg. 6 | Asscrotch Dickberries!
#4, Pg. 7 | Double-Extra Secret
#4, Pg. 8 | Doughnut Frisbee
#4, Pg. 9 | HEADlines
#4, Pg. 10+11 | Totally Pals Now
#4, Pg. 12 | Suicide Kit & Caboodle
#4, Pg. 13 | Racist C**ts
#4, Pg. 14 | Ex Men
#4, Pg. 15 | Body of Work
#4, Pg. 16 | Pop! Pop!
#4, Pg. 17 | I Touch Myself
#4, Pg. 18 | Boy Crush
#4, Pg. 19 | Bosom Buddies
#4, Pg. 20 | A Knocked-Up Paltrow
#4, Pg. 21 | Stabby Time!
#4, Pg. 22 | Od(ie) to Garfield
#5 Cover | Fit to be Tied
#5, Pg. 1 | Call Me Maybe?
#5, Pg. 2 | Bang Bang
#5, Pg. 3 | Ripper Days
#5, Pg. 4 | Obsession, by Jack Dawson
#5, Pg. 5 | Kathryn Needs Jack
#5, Pg. 6 | Dick Gets Fingered
#5, Pg. 7 | Gentleman Villain
#5, Pg. 8 | Brian Boru's Caladbolg
#5, Pg. 9 | Don't Trust the L
#5, Pg. 10 | Diana and Actaeon
#5, Pg. 11 | She Was Very Naked
#5, Pg. 12 | Apologies to Alex Ross
#5, Pg. 13 | Shakespearean
#5, Pg. 14 | Julia's Pussy
#5, Pg. 15 | Killing Smurfs
#5, Pg. 16 | Earl Grey, Hot
#5, Pg. 17 | Some Sort of Moron
#5, Pg. 18 | Chosen One = Dumbf***
#5, Pg. 19 | You Killed My Father
#5, Pg. 20 | SECRET KNOCK, DAMMIT!
#5, Pg. 21 | Steal Your Clothes
#5, Pg. 22 | Only Human
#6 Cover | Knight at the Museum
#6, Pg. 1 | All Twerk and No Play
#6, Pg. 2+3 | I Punched Hitler
#6, Pg. 4 | Are You a Lesbian?
#6, Pg. 5 | Two Mommies?
#6, Pg. 6 | Cherry Avenue
#6, Pg. 7 | Jesus Loves Lesbians
#6, Pg. 8 | Pussy, Kat
#6, Pg. 9 | Big Girl Panties
#6, Pg. 10 | Sister Blister
#6, Pg. 11 | Wet T-Shirt Contest
#6, Pg. 12 | Pants Optional
#6, Pg. 13 | Sandpaper Knickers
#6, Pg. 14 | Captain Twatwaffles!
#6, Pg. 15 | Katie's Got a Gun
#6, Pg. 16 | My Hero
#6, Pg. 17 | Boning Up
#6, Pg. 18 | It's Love, Dummy
#6, Pg. 19 | Your Little Secret
#6, Pg. 20 | Brown Eyes Blue
#6, Pg. 21 | Amplexus Interruptus
#6, Pg. 22 | The Big Chill
#7 Cover | SwordCat Princess!
#7, Pg. 1 | Winter Is...
#7, Pg. 2 | Masturpiece Theatre
#7, Pg. 3 | A Good Snaking
#7, Pg. 4 | Blue Girl Upside-Down
#7, Pg. 5 | Measley
#7, Pg. 6 | Fail Wales
VDSD 2018
Check Out The Full Lineup of Valentine's Day Sex Drive 2018:
Dizzaster Juice - WhiteOut | Dizzaster Juice - Offworld: The Crease | Holly Laing - Terra | Inky - Ink Dolls | JFD - Heroes (or not) | Jacob Jones - Ayuri | Nick Greaves - The Great Isle of Prentil | Dave Barrack - Grrl Power | Diegogue - The Island | The Blood Teller - Alvery Nerveaux's Secret Case Files | yellowgerbil - Zoe the Vampire | MonicaNG - MoonSlayer | Mark Egan - Back Office | Mark Egan - Bata Neart | jeromatic - Planet Squad | jeromatic - Bunny Wiggins | jeromatic - Jeromatic Tales | Andrew Hunter - Delve | Caley Tibbittz Collopy - SwordCat Knights | Jeremy Begin - After the Dream | utzsar - Rocks | Marshall Reeves - Yesterday Bound | Alli Perry - My Hero! | Bearalzebub - Bearalzebub | Jackarais - Bicycle Boy | Zach Vanzile - West Tree Academy of Heroes | TK Doherty - Nikki Sprite | Lou Graziani - Cy-Boar | Ebenezer Splooge - PronQueens | Ebenezer Splooge - Mammazon | Ebenezer Splooge - Magical Virgin Princess Training Academy | Ebenezer Splooge - PronQuest | Ebenezer Splooge - Portcall Uranus | Amy Letts - Epic Fail | Sean Harrington - Spying With Lana | John Harrington - The Savage Sword of Sharona | Scott T. Hicken - Exiern: Dark Reflections | Scott T. Hicken - Exiern | Chippewa Ghost - Bleach Blonde Valkyries of the Fourth Reich | Vas Littlecrow Wojtanowicz - Velvet Rasputin | Peter Anckorn - By The Book | Stef Marcinkowski - Sarah Zero
...but what you'd probably REALLY like is a NEW GODDAMN STORY PAGE, right? A new page is coming VERY soon, along with a giant bloggy emo author's note below it to catch all a' y'all up on my changing life and the state of all things SwordCat Princess.
The state of the SwordCat Knights is strong! Ooh, and there will be a BIG announcement with the next story page as well. 2018 is going to be a good year to be a big-boobed Irish princess with swords.
Soup sock,
-Caley Tibbittz Collopy
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